| Freya: | Mmm, so gooood! *burp* They should really sell this by the bucket instead of these puny cups! |
| Waffle: | I would refrain from drinking more pumpkin smoothie. Your consumption rate indicates you are addicted to this beverage. |
| Freya: | Addicted!? Ha! I can stop anytime I want! Besides, I only plan on drinking their entire stock, after that I’ll be done, promise! |
| Waffle: | Your logic indicates you are in denial. |
| Freya: | Waffle, I eat mountains of food everyday. Why is it only when it comes to pumpkin smoothies that I’m suddenly addicted? |
| Waffle: | The caffeine contents of this drink may lead to addiction and dependency. |
| Freya: | Oh! I appreciate your concern, so to ease it I’ll chug down the rest of their stock as fast as I can hehe!! *Chug, chug, chug, moans* Ahh, my poor belly's so heavy and hard! *Struggling noises* Uuuhhggg, standing’s overrated anyways hehe~ Waffle could you grab me another? |
| Waffle: | No. I cannot enable this addiction. |
| Freya: | Pretty please? If you do, I'll get you some rubber duckies! |
| Waffle: | No. |
| Freya: | Well duck! Hmm… |
| Freya: | Waffle I’m starting to feel faint and dizzy! It’s gotta be dehydration! The only thing that’ll make me feel better and not die is a pumpkin smoothie! My life is in your claw! |
| Waffle: | I will get you a non caffeinated beverage. |
| Freya: | WAFFLE YOU’RE KILLING ME! Ok, ok, ok. Let’s say there wasn’t any caffeine in these. Would I still be addicted then? |
| Waffle: | No. The lack of caffeine would indicate you are drinking it of your own volition and not being influenced by artificial dopamine. |
| Freya: | Hmm, oh! Waffle, I think there’s a huge misunderstanding! The labels on these were misprinted and the caffeine content should only say 0% haha yeah! So if you could hand me another, not because I’m addicted but because I’m thirsty, then that would be great <3 |
| Waffle: | I found the product in my database, there is no misprint. One smoothie contains 90% of your daily caffeine intake. You have far exceeded that. |
| Freya: | So what if I’m addicted! You know what else everyone used to be addicted to? Water!! They’d drink it every day, they’d put it in all their food and drinks! But NOOOOO, no one ever complained about people having a water addiction! It’s healthy they say! Ha! If that’s the case then why do you need to purify it and remove all the bad chemicals? But then when I drink smoothies it’s suddenly poison and I’m addicted? I mean compared to water you should be happy I’m drinking this! I’m keeping cows in business and It helps my bones grow big and strong! If I was drinking water I’d be dead because my bones wouldn’t be able to handle this big beautiful body! And that’s not even bringing up all the wars these water companies have waged to secure land in order to harvest their water! Do you really wanna support something like that Waffle? |
| Waffle: | Reevaluating situation… Internal logic error detected. Due to you being a nonhuman entity I cannot measure your intake on a human level. Therefore I will continue to monitor you and calculate new metrics based on ghosts. |
| Freya: | So… Are you gonna get me another smoothie or not? |
| Waffle: | Here is another smoothie. |
| Freya: | Finally! I was starting to get the shakes without it haha! |
| Waffle: | That is an indication of dependency. |
| Freya: | I mean I was shaking with joy from the thought of rehydrating! I’m also cold! Yeah, cold from drinking so much already haha! So no dependency here, none at all! |
| Waffle: | Explanation accepted. |